Red Scare, Green Scare, and the Irony of Buying the Vote
There is a special kind of irony that doesn't just make you chuckle — it makes you rub your temples and stare quietly at the wall. Donald Trump, head of the United States government, has promised that if voters hand Congress to the Republicans, every adult citizen in the country will receive a $5,000 check. The stated purpose of this transaction? To stop communism.
Let that marinate. The plan to defeat an ideology famously associated with state-controlled redistribution of wealth is... having the state redistribute wealth. And the targets of this anti-communist crusade are telling: in recent cycles, "communism" has become the preferred slur against Muslim politicians climbing into American power — Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan, Zohran Mamdani in New York City. Two fears, packaged into one product: red scare meets green scare, sold at a single price.
The Twin Boogeyman
Consider what the word is being asked to do. El-Sayed, a physician and former public health official, ran for governor of Michigan on a platform of healthcare and water safety and now running for a US senate. Mamdani, a democratic socialist — note: socialist, not communist, which in Trump's telling is apparently a distinction the left "skipped" — won the New York mayoralty on rent freezes and buses. Their actual politics are standard progressive fare, the kind found across Scandinavia and, frankly, across much of American history.
But "progressive" doesn't test well as an attack. So the label gets laundered: Muslim candidate plus left economics equals "communism," a word that still carries the Cold War voltage needed to make voters flinch. It couples two anxieties at once — fear of a foreign ideology and fear of a religious minority — into one efficient package. You don't have to argue that El-Sayed's health policy is bad; you just have to imply he's a sleeper agent of a global movement that ended three decades ago. You don't have to debate Mamdani's housing plan; you just have to make "Muslim" and "communist" rhyme in the voter's ear, even though the actual combination is historically exotic — theocratic states and Marxist states have been, to put it mildly, not close.
Enter the $5,000 Check
And then comes the punchline. The man leading the charge against these supposed communists — the man whose movement has fused anti-communism and Islamophobia into a single campaign weapon — announces his own plan for direct government cash transfers to every American adult.
The communist label gets applied to Muslim politicians for supporting universal programs. The anti-communist solution is... a universal program. The federal government, under Republican control, will cut a check to the entire population to defeat the ideology of government checks. One almost admires the audacity: it takes a particular kind of political gymnast to warn that Zohran Mamdani will destroy America by making things affordable, then promise to buy every voter's loyalty with a stimulus payment signed by the state.
Strip away the ideological garnish and the structure is remarkably candid: a cash payment to voters, contingent on an electoral outcome, justified by the need to stop politicians whose crime is wanting to give people things. Historically, when a candidate dangles money in exchange for votes, we call it vote-buying, and it sits somewhere between "campaign finance scandal" and "criminal offense." Here it is simply scaled up — from the discreet envelope to a national sweepstakes — and aimed at the same constituencies told to fear "communist" handouts from the other side.
The Deeper Joke
The true irony isn't even the redistribution. It's that the whole performance reveals what it was always about. If communism can be redefined at will — stretched to cover a Muslim doctor in Michigan, a Muslim assemblyman in Queens, and anyone else whose policies threaten donors — then it was never an economic argument at all. It was a bludgeon. And bludgeons, it turns out, are indifferent to consistency. The same hand that labels El-Sayed a red menace can promise $5,000 to every household in Dearborn, Muslim voters included, no ideology quiz required.
Presidents, of course, don't get to appropriate money; Congress does. And the promise requires the very Republican Congress the checks are meant to purchase — a self-funding prophecy in which the bribed and the briber share a mailing address. The checks are likely as hypothetical as the communism they're meant to stop.
Still, if the envelopes do go out, every recipient should savor the moment. It may be the only time in American history when the government pays you $5,000 to be reminded that redistribution of wealth is tyranny — unless, apparently, you vote correctly, in which case it's patriotism. The red scare was never about the money. But the money, one suspects, was always the point.
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